In an earlier post I referenced an “all-time-to-do” list.
After reading that, some may have asked, “Is someone really so meticulous and pedantic to actually write out such a list?”
In response to that question, I humbly submit this page from “The personal files of Caleb Michael Smith, Esq.”
All-time To-do List, page 11
Numbers #218 - #237
#218 – I’d like to learn what the different clubs mean in golf, not so I can play the game better, but because I want to be a better caddy. That’s all I aspire to do on the greens.#219 – I’d like to do falconry thanks to the early influence of the book, “My Side of the Mountain.”
#220 – I’d like something noteworthy named after me. A cancer wing, a species of tree frog, a lost Amazonian village renamed for my courage in defending their honor – something.
#221 –
#222 – I’d like to finish “Catcher in the Rye” by J.D. Salinger, (a book I restart every couple of months, but can’t seem to get any traction in despite my love of Salinger’s short stories).
#223 – I’d like to learn to smoothly crack eggs using only one hand.
#224 – I’d like a new pair of leather moccasins (Note:I haven’t had a good set since the pair I tore up playing a pick-up basketball game after a re-enactment).
#225 – I’d like to update my American Red Cross First Aid and CPR certification.
#226 – I’d like to attend a bowl game and watch the team I’m cheering for win.
#227 – I’d like to build a tree house that isn’t a hazard to those who would seek to enjoy it.
#228 – I’d like to start a campaign to bring back McDonald’s Arch Deluxe.
#229 –
#230 – I’d like to buy the world a Coke, or at least be so financially established that it’d be a genuine option.
#231 – I’d like to live in a house that has a Koi pond.
#232 – I’d like to get the smallpox vaccine, not that I’m worried, but because it sounds like something cool to brag about.
#233 – I’d like to learn to play another instrument other than the trumpet or the kazoo which I’ve already mastered.
#234 –
#235 – I’d like to ride in a hot air balloon (I had the opportunity in 1998 and turned it down and have regretted it ever since).
#236 –
#237 – I’d like to travel to some destination where my Midwestern accent would be considered exotic.
said...
That was freaking funny my furry little friend. Good job. I guess you aren't as retarded as I thought. You're still gay though.
Caleb Michael said...
To ask it to invite ridicule, but for the sake of clarity I must proceed.
What definition of the word "gay" are you invoking?
Are we talking "jolly and happy" or "the plot of Brokeback Mountain?"