WAG - Now there's a recipe for disaster....
This has got to be one of the weirdest headlines I've read in a long time.
And truth be told, I don't think the headline does the story justice.
I've read and reread the article and can only admit it adds up to something interesting despite the fact I have no idea how the ingredients came together.
Take...
One former NFL player
(Minus) -
Dignity
(Plus) +
Siegfried & Roy
(Plus) +
Firearms and Getaway Card
(Multiplied by) *
8 Felonies
(Divided by) /
Previous S&R Headline catching antics
(Equals) =
Beats the heck out of me.
If your path ever crosses with two men who have spent their lives fraternizing with felines, you know things are about to get twisted (and when your life was on a downward spiral to begin with, you can only imagine the corkscrew you may end up with).
You're on your own now, Mr. Ford.
I wish you luck. You're gonna need it.
'Potential_Punishment_Tiger_Bait'
