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Saturday, February 15, 2003

8:42 PM -

WAG - Spending a Saturday night with your buddies: Free

A trip to the dining hall: Free (if your parents pay for your meal plan)

Picking up a package slip from the dorm mailboxes: Free

Turning in a package slip to receive your delivery: Free

The look on a dude's face when he sees he was sent a I-Love-You-Cookie-Gram-Basket while his buddies crack up laughing: PRICELESS.

Lesson learned: If your package slip actually has the words "Cookie-Gram" writen at the bottom of it, pick it up by yourself. Or at least, don't be so surprised.

8:42 PM -

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