The second link I stole from Real Life.com. The premise is you're waging a war and everytime your special link is clicked, you get a larger army. Granted, you may not get into role-playing, take-over-the-world-stuff (and truth be told, I'll probably tire of this in a month), but click on it once a day while it's up-your click only counts once every 24 hours. You don't have to join yourself, but it would give me some pleasure; even if I never have the time to play with the army I get.
This also acts as a poor man's Site Hit counter, so don't let me get depressed over how few people actually read this site.
Thanks. I feel better already.