It may look like I’m copping out… because I am. But this is a blog, afterall, and posting song lyrics and quiz results is one of the most common uses of blogs (and you'd better be thankful I don't kvetch about who's dating who and who's cheating who, which is the other major topic of blogs).
Here’s some lightweight quiz results with commentary. Enjoy.
| Your Hawaiian Name is: |
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Personal Comment: Sure. Why not? Can someone help me pronounce that?
| In a Past Life... |
 You Were: A Blind Beekeeper. Where You Lived: Peru. How You Died: Natural causes. |
Personal Comment: Wow. I would never have guessed that.
| You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew |
 You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab. And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician. But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker! "Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute." |
Personal Comment: I'd normally contest this, but recent explosive experiments in the newspaper parking lot come to mind.
| You Have a Sanguine Temperament |
 You are an optimistic person who is easily content. You enjoy casual, light tasks - never wanting to delve too deep into anything. A bit fickle, it's easy for you to change plans or paths when presented with something better. You enjoy all of the great things life has to offer - food, friends, and fun. A great talker, you can keep the conversation going for hours. You are optimistic and sure of your success. If you fail, you don't worry about it too much. At your worst, you are vain. You are obsessed with your own attractiveness. A horrible flirt, you tend to jump into love affairs and relationship drama easily. You're very jealous - which just magnifies the craziness around you. |
Personal Comment: I'd agree with everything but the love affair thing. Yeah... That ain't me.
You Are External - Skeptic - Powerful |
You feel your life is controlled externally. You tend to attribute most things to luck or karma. You don't own your successes or your failures. You tend to take life as it comes, but you're also apt to feel helpless. You are a total skeptic when it comes to luck. You believe that people use luck as a crutch to avoid responsibility. You control your own destiny. The universe has nothing to do with it. You believe everything can be explained - and you tend to over analyze situations. When it comes to who's in charge, it's you. Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler. You don't care much about what others think. But they better care what you think! |
Personal Comment: I think it stresses power too much, but hey, most poeple do.
| Who Should Paint You: Roy Lichtenstein |
 Larger than life, your personality overshadows everyone in the room A painter would tend to portray you with a bit of added flair! |
Personal Comment: But isn't he dead?
| Your 1920's Name is: |
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Personal Comment: If life were a crime noir novel, I'd totally answer to this name.
| Your Christmas Song Is |
 Redneck 12 Days of Christmas Twelve-pack of Bud Eleven Wrastling tickets Ten o' Copenhagen Nine years probation Eight table dancers Seven packs of Redman Six cans of Spam Five flannel shirts Four big mud tires Three shotgun shells Two hunting dogs ... And some parts to a Mustang GT. You don't think that 27 strings of Christmas lights are tacky And you swear that eggnog from last year is still good! |
Personal Comment: Parts of this song are more easily related to than others, but I'm not telling which.
| You Are Somewhat Machiavellian |
 You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! |
| Your Hair Should Be Purple |
 Intense, thoughtful, and unconventional. You're always philosophizing and inspiring others with your insights. |
Personal Comment: Funny. I would have thought it was green.
| You Passed 8th Grade Science |
 Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct! |
Personal Comment: Well, I passed it once. You would hope I could pass it again... even if I was guess on the neutron question.
| You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer |
 Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from. And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi. Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics... Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world! |
Personal Comment: Right, if I ever get that multi-trilogy epic out of my brain and onto paper, we'll see if this is true.
And because you've all been asking :
| Your Sexy Red Shoes Are |
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Personal Comment: Tell me the truth, this doesn't surprise anybody, does it?
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Caleb Michael said...
Somehow Keith I'm not surprised that you apparently know how to pronounce Keahi Meka.
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What can I say? 12 phonics interventions and I'm still hooked on the stuff.
Caleb Michael said...