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Live Paradox

A journeyman’s ramblings: He is no everyman, but one who turns a carefully focused eye on the events of the madcap world around him. He aims to point out what others miss and draw attention to the patterns that exist amongst the chaos. 

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

7:55 PM - Calling mail

Dear All,

This is Caleb again, popping out of the rabbit hole with another short series of updates... and by series I probably mean two (maybe three). I have many more taking up space on the notebook on my lap, but since my time at the library is very limited, I don't think I'll have time to crank out many more.

So, I am now issuing this notice to make up for the lack of quantity in my updates (for those of you holding out for an increase in the quality, I wouldn't start holding your breath any time soon... or better yet. Start holding your breath; I dare you! I'd serve you right):

For those of you wanting to have a more regular fix of suspect ranting, or an increase in mail that is not directly connected to offers of 500 extra hours of free internet *************************, we now announce the "He's going postal" offer.

Yes, if you send Caleb your current address (either through e-mail, posting at the bottom, spirit channeling, passener pigeon, or other methods of your choice, you can get, guaranteed, a genuine missive from Caleb in return.

This is a way to challenge me to write more, keep in touch with an old friend (or fiend, your call), fill your mailbox with extra, ego-inflating happiness, and spur on the American economy one postage stamp at at time.

Brought to you by, the U.S. Postal Service. "It's been a while since we last raised the cost of stamps. Better catch the wave before we decide to do it again."

Offer not voice in Nicaraguea or Pourt au Prince, because I can't seem to spell them correctly, and I believe the odds of people receiving their mail would suffer.

Thanks for playing and I hope to hear from you all soon.

************************* - Not really, but there's enough small print here that our lawyers promise us you couldn't prove otherwise in a court of law.


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