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Saturday, May 10, 2003

12:31 AM -

WAG - What not to do when a tornado siren is going off:

After two tornado alerts in under 24 hours, and more bad weather forecasted, this is what I've learned.

Whistling the theme to Singin' in the Rain is rarely appreciated.

Bringing change for the soda machine downstairs is a must.

Referring to lessons learned from Twister will not be appreciated by agitated people.

And they don't like Wizard of Oz references either.

A lesson well learned...

'Auntie_Em_Auntie_Em'

12:31 AM -

WAG - What not to do when a tornado siren is going off:

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