WAG - Why I have mud on my church clothes...
Today, I was the chief source of entertainment at my girlfriend’s house among her sisters.
I neglected to bring a change of clothes for the visit because I forgot to set my clocks forward. I had a nice discussion with my ride about what time it was when he called me this morning about “being just a few blocks away.”
Guess who lost and had to scramble to get ready in 4 minutes?
Anyway, for having a late start to the day, I did accomplish several things that slowly, but steadily added additional organic layers to my church clothes:
I hid plastic Easter eggs for an impromptu Easter egg hunt.
I picked a mess of dandelions.
I played basketball knock out.
I played Frisbee.
I played catch.
I tried to keep the football out of the pile of burning leaves.
I swung on multiple swings.
I played croquet (or “crock-it”).
I helped pack newspapers.
I biked around Hallsville to help deliver the papers.
I was chased and slobbered on by a dog while assisting in the delivery.
I sunbathed/burned.
I talked and listened to Jessie’s sisters.
I also tried to procure candy from her on their behalf.
So that’s why I have dog saliva, yellow streaks of dandelions, puddle water, grass, gravel dust, and a modest layer of mud on my nice, black church slacks.
I had a good day.
I now need to do laundry.
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