WAG - It's a bird! It's a plane!
Crap! Get out of the way!
The mental images conjured up by reading this story are really making my day.
And the image included in this one further cracks me up.
"Hey Earl, does the Goodyear Blimp look bigger to you to tonight?"
"Naw... I think it's just a mite closer than what it usually is."
"I see. Hmm... I wonder when it's gonna stop getting closer."
"I don't know."
CRASH!
"Well... That answers THAT question."
And another one bites the dust.
'great_crash_goodyear'